Текст песни Prenuptial Agreement

My darlin', today we'll be married
& soon you'll be wearing my ring
& I know I'll be faithful forever
If you'll just do this one little thing

Won't you just sign this prenuptual agreement?
& I swear I will share all my dreams with you
If you don't sign this prenuptual agreement
I'm afraid all of my nightmares will come true

Now honey, you know you are the great love of my life
You are my first love but you are not my first wife
If I had known what she'd turn into when the romance passed
A simple little piece of paper would have saved my assets

So just sign this prenuptual agreement
Come on now, honey; it'll just take a second, it won't hurt
If you'll just sign this prenuptual agreement
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Now, darlin', I weren't what you'd call a wealthy man
But I have my wide-screen Magnavox & my Chevy van
But when her barracuda lawyers sunk their fangs in me
I had to pawn my VCR to pay her alimony

So just sign this prenuptual agreement
If you expect me to believe your love is real
If you don't sign this here hot-chicken agreement
Well I'm sorry, but we just can't close the deal

What's that, honey? YOU want ME to sign one?
You won the WHAT? You won the LOTTERY?
Oh honey! Oh no no no no no no no!
Surely you don't think I'd stoop SO LOW as to take anything that wasn't mine
No matter what them lawyers say!
You know what? Let's just shred these documents
'Cause you mean more to me than all the money in the...
How much did you say you won in that lottery?