Текст песни Betty Ford Clinic

Just the other day at the supermart
Somethin' caught my eye, somethin' grabbed my heart
Every big time star in every magazine
Is sayin' Betty Ford is what's happening

Wo, let me in to the Betty Ford Clinic
Where all the hippest people stay
Though I don't do no drugs or booze
There ain't no substance I abuse
Oh Betty, don't refuse me anyway

Well a boy like me, where's he gonna go
Just to hobnob & rub elbows
With Liz & Liza & Chevy Chase?
Well, Betty Ford is the only place

I got to get in to the Betty Ford Clinic
I got to find a way, I swear
Though I never have been strung out
I would love to say I hung out
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Hey, here comes one now!
Wo, what's he on?

I'll stroll along with Jerry Lee
We'll play ping pong & watch TV
I can't worship my role models
While they're weaning from their bottles
But Betty, baby, please consider me

Wo, let me in to the Betty Ford Clinic
Where all the hippest people stay
Though I don't do no drugs or booze
There ain't no substance I abuse
Oh Betty, don't refuse me anyway
Though I don't shoot nor sniff nor snort
I'm just dyin' to cavort
Oh Betty, I'll do anything!
By the way, did I ever tell you that I think your husband was the finest President that this country has ever known?
Betty, please commit me right away
Bottoms up