Текст песни Don’t Pet The Dog

Say your girl asks you over to meet Mama & Papa
She tells them that she thinks you're nice
There's trouble ahead, you wished you were dead
So follow this friendly advice:

CHORUS:
Don't pet the dog
Don't pet him whatever you do
He ain't been fixed & he knows some tricks
That will sure make a fool out of you
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He gets it confused with romance
Leave him alone, or the first thing you know
He'll be taking your leg to the dance

You say it's OK to push him away
What's his name? Does he sit up & beg
& you feel like a fool 'cause it's hard to be cool
With a dog that's attached to your leg

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