Текст песни Hey Masturbator

OH OH OH !(squishy sound)

Sitting in my house

and i know im all alone,

Felling kind'a horny

got a tingle in my bone

Going grab a penthouse

its the one with Sharron Stone,

HEY MASTURBATOR!

I go a little faster

and its feeling kind'a nice

once ain't enough so i have to do it twice

you wanna spank the monkey

I can give you good advice

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Woman moans*

I use some baby oil

or a lil' vaseline

laying down a towel

so i keep my towel clean

Never shake my hand

cuz' you don't know where its been

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Im do it in the car

while im driving down the street
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One hand in the wheal

and the other in my meat

I can't get out the car

cuz im sticking to the seat

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*Tom Green,a sheep and the woman moan*

Since i was a kid

i have been a masturbator

stroke the chicken

holding now its the tomatoe

I put the miss novermber

Now im gonna take orator

HEY MASTURBATOR!

Bumbing the bannana

miss the lizard

shake and bake'em

counting on the flounder

and its mak'n a jamaican

Spank the frank

watch the carrot

got my hand its aken

HEY MASTURBATOR!

*everyone moans*

HEY MASTURBATOR