Текст песни The Bum Bum Song

My bum is on the rail

My Bum is on the rail

Look at me

My bum is on the rail

My bum is on the man

My Bum is on the man

It's alot of fun

To put your bum on a man (hee hee hee)

My bum is on the step

My Bum is on the step

Don't fall down the step

You might hurt you bum (ahh hah hah...)

And that's not very fun

If you fall down and hurt you bum

I like to put my bum on things

It's fun for everyone

My bum is on the cheese

Bum is on the cheese

If I get lucky

I'll get a disease

My bum is on the Swedish

Swedish

Swedish

Swedish

My bum is on the gum

My bum is on the gum

I can blow a bubble

With my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship

The battle ship

I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum (ooh hoo...)

And shoot poo all over the place

poo poo (hah hah hah...)

'cause that isn't very fun

When they shoot a cannon in your bum

I like to put my bum on things

It's fun for everyone

My bum is on the dog

My bum is on the cat

My bum is on the phone
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My bum is all alone

[sound of crickets]

The rail is all alone

The man is all alone

The Swedish is all alone

My bum is all alone

One

Two

Three

Four

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

Get the poo off my bum (get the poo off)

I need the poo off the bum

I got to get the poo off my bum (poo poo)

I wanna hear the cannon [call of a loon]

No let me hear the cannon [call of a loon]

No, no, no

No not the loon

bum is on the (not the loon)

bum is on the (i wanna)

bum is on the (i wanna hear the cannon)

bum is ohhh...

i wanna here the cannon

i wanna here the cannon not the loon [sound of cannon]

yeah, the cannon

now get the poo off my bum

i want the poo poo off my- my bum bum

i wanna hear the loon

the loony loon...