Текст песни Trash Day

So rotten here

So rotten

Oh

It was like, the last day before trash day

My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay

Even though the garbage I knew would reek

(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week

Then, um, I'm takin'

Birthday cake 'n'

(Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon

Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin'

Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin'

Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'

She's naggin'

"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor"

"Is that too much to ask for?"

But I see no reason why

Can't let a few more weeks go by

And now garbage is piled high

And buddy, you should see the flies

I said ...

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)

You better hold your nose, oh (uh, uh, uh, uh)

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Oh, boy there's a lot in here (a lot)

And every day it grows (uh, uh, uh, uh)

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Make ya wanna throw up

Look at all this garbage I keep generatin'

(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'

Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin'

Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin'

You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma

Sure to put you in a coma

It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers

It so bad the roaches wearin' slippers

Warm, sweaty clothes piled up in this joint

Stand up by themselves at this point

It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie

I wipe my feet before I go outside

I wonder what crawled in there and diedWeird Al Yankovic - Trash Day - http://ru.motolyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/trash-day-lyrics.html

(You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrified

But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends

Like, "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big!"

Oh

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)

You better hold your nose, oh (uh, uh, uh, uh)

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Oh, look what we got in here (now what?)

Let's watch it decompose (uh, uh, uh, uh)

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Make ya wanna throw up

With a little bit a ***, and a little bit a ***

Make me wanna throw up

It makes ya wanna ***, just makes ya wanna ***

Oh

Some Lysol, some Comet

I got a mop and it's got your name on it

(What?) I'm just kiddin', doggone it

(Oh) Unless you gonna do it

Careful not to breathe the fumes

Check it, garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroom

Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon

Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom

Oh

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)

You better hold your nose, oh (uh, uh, uh, uh)

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Oh, it's gone to pot in here (to pot)

Bring out the firehose (uh, uh, uh, uh)

(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)

Make ya wanna throw up

With a little bit a ***, and a little bit a ***

Make me wanna throw up

Give a little bit a ***, and a tiny bit a ***

Make ya wanna throw up

Mix a little bit a *** with a molecule a ***

Make me wanna throw up

It makes me wanna *** (aw, eww), just makes me wanna *** [spit]

Oh

Weird Al Yankovic Trash Day