Текст песни I Like To Clown Around

BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the big show! Give it up for the clownfish!

CLOWNFISH:
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song?
It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!

Which fish can perform operations?
A sturgeon! Why are fish so smart?
They're always in schools!
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!
What TV game show do fish like best?
Name that Tuna! Which fish dresses the best?
Swordfish- it always looks sharp!

*crowd laughing*

CLOWNFISH:
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song?
It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!

What fish goes up the river at 100 miles an hour?
A motor-pike! Which fish is the most precious?
Goldfish! Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other tide! Why did the fish go into
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the squid!

*crowd laughing*

CLOWNFISH:
Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song?
It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!

BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN:
Once again, I'd like to thank you ladies and gentlemen,
give it up one more time for the clownfish!
Isn't he great? Now everyone, snap your fingers!

CLOWNFISH:
What kind of fish only swims around at night?
A Starfish. What did the fish do when its piano sounded
odd? He called the piano tuna!
What do you get when you cross a school of fish with
a herd of elephants? Swimming trunks!
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish?
Huckleberry FINN! Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches
long? If it was 12 inches long, it would be a FOOT!

Why d'you gotta be so serious all day long?
Why don't you try joining me in this jokey little song?
It'll make you feel much better if you're feeling down.
I always sing this jokey song 'cause I like to clown around!
I like to clown and lose a frown, I love to clown around!

Thanks to Kimberly