Текст песни Tinseltown Nanny

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Young lady that is not allowed

We must make Tom & Katie proud

Millions of years ago, the alien Xenu

Collected all his people, and then

He threw all around a volcano

Bringing bombs in his machines

And blew them all to smithereens!

Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil

Over your faces so you will stay pale

You must remember, it's not funny

Stay away from where it's sunny

Or else he'll dangle you over

An eighty foot balcony

Lindsay, I think I have the best thing for you:

A Louis Vuitton chastity belt with an alcohol detector too

Now I know I have a matching muzzle

Somewhere or another, it's perfect for your big mouth mother

Break it down now!

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You know Hollywood is such a mess

All the drama goin' down with celeb train wrecks

They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress

It makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux

... But suppress that thought for a minute

The ones that clean their act up and then claim that they did it

I'm the one who saved their asses all from being committed

But of course won't admit it, cause hope they'll get acquitted

The nanny, the nanny, the nanny to the stars (2x)

Lynn Spears was my client for some time

I took care of her girls

Back then in Britney's crime

But then my contract run out

She thought she'd do it herself

And know the teen is knocked up

And Britney signed up for self help

I got my work on my mind

And I ain't too hard to find

You got the dough, I got the time

And no, this ain't no nursery rhyme