Текст песни I Knew You Were Trouble Parody

Once upon a time
A few cornflakes ago
I was buying food
Instead I bought a bone
I don't own I don't own a cow or any other type of bird
I took it home with me
My grandpa liked that
Creeped out by this owl
He just wanted a snack
I gave him I gave him some cheese with some crackers on the side
And I found some packs of gum that he pooped out
And I realize
It's time to take a bath
So I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
In a bowling pit right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
In a bowling pit right over there
Now I'm playing with a rubber duck
Duck duck bubbles bubbles duckies
Duck duck bubbles bubbles razor
I took biology
Nobody saw me cry
The problems where so tough
And that's the reason why
I'm drowning I'm drowning I'm eating bubbles and pineapples
So I got a tattoo
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He drew a rubikscube
With a tiny little twist
I now see I now see my backyard 'cause I'm sitting on my shed
Then my friend smell like baby food and fish
So I stopped an old friend
And took all of his gum and some cheeto's
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
In a bowling pit right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
In a bowling pit right over there
Now I'm playing with a rubber duck
Duck duck bubbles bubbles duckies
Duck duck bubbles bubbles razor
My ducky came possessed
He ate all the chicken nuggets in my fridge
My mama made me trade him for this owl
He's so creepy
Whatever
We are never ever ever getting back together
Duh
There are bubbles everywhere
In a bowling pit right over there
Kim Kardashian is pregnant
I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub
There are bubbles everywhere
In a bowling pit right over there
Now I'm playing with a rubber duck