Текст песни KaBlamo

(Goofy Laughter) Listen, listen!

Here we go downtown

(Garbled)... all around

You can't stop (garbled)

KA-BLAMO!

You just won the lottery

That's ka-blamo!

You kissed Shannon Doherty

That's ka-blamo!

You joined a sorority

That's ka-blamo!

You lied about the lottery

NOT ka-blamo!

You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball

You gave him your number, he gave you a call

He told you to meet him at the corner at eight

You met him at nine, that's right, you were late

You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missed

Fred Segal's a star, and you called dis

His pimping-ass cooling-ass Mack-ass building

With the ivy on the walls but not around the lettering

You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows

(Ha ha ha ha ha) You're not ka-blamo.

The doc fixed your arteries

That's ka-blamo!

Your mouthwash is gargly

That's ka-blamo!

Your water is watery

That's ka-blamo!

I majored in pottery

NOT KABLAMO.

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On the way to the hospital you're bleeding all over the place

Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene

And then you get cancer and you die in your teens

But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked

Shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing.

Your jello is wobbly

That's ka-blamo!

You met Gilbert God-fer-y

That's ka-blamo!

You're Harlem Globetrotter-y

That's ka-blamo!

You watch the disorderlies

NOT ka-blamo!

When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is

And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job!

When a mole's in your ass and you wonder where the mole is

You're screwed man, a mole is in your ass.

GOD

The meaning of life is revealed to you

And all of the drinks are old English brew

Your whim is the word of the people on earth

But the whole "mole in the ass" thing is haunting you.

When your fluids are bodily

That's ka-blammy

What happened to ka-blamo?

I mean ka-blamo!

Good, that's better.

That's ka-blammy!

Wait, I'm confused.

We said ka-blamo!

HARD.