Текст песни Rain Over Me Parody

PITBULL
Mr. Worldwide! Red 1
Got my very own song!
Nobody else. Just me, estas chicas, Dali Vodka, a snake, 305,
and as always, Da le!
Here's a special song I made it just for you,
Did it all by myself its my solo debut
This time it's all mine,
I'm a rhyme ryhmes that don't rhyme
I think it sounds fine, and no one else seems to mind
No more splittin' my checks up. I've made it to Mecca!
"Donde esta la biblioteca?"
I'm just kiddin' I don't read
Now...what to rap about?
MARC ANTHONY
Since J-Lo said goodbye
All I do is cry
And watch romantic comedies
PITBULL
We already did that song!
MARC ANTHONY
Why ay ay is she dating that young guy
My kids tell me he's muy sexy
PITBULL
You're messin' up my track Marc Anthony
PITBULL
I said you could crash for a week not a year
You ruined my sofa, it's stained with your tears
C'mon Marc I don't have time fer all dat
you're bound to find a booty that's just as fat.
Have a Dali Vodka while i do my thang,
If you a good boy we'll go to PF Chang's
(spoken) more like PF Cha ching. Tally!
MARC ANTHONY
I just can't leave her behind
I wish I could turn back time
But I don't the technology
PITBULL
Knowledge
MARC ANTHONY
Hey why ay ay ay does your mouth go to the side?
PITBULL
[spoken] Shut up
MARC ANTHONY
Now even Pitbull's mad at me.
PITBULL
I forgive you
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We'll hit the club later, but you gotta put pants on
Lemmie rock this solo then we'll go hit the floor (ding dong)
Hang on a sec lemmie just get the door
J-LO
Hey Pitbull Imma keep it short
Just came by to get Marc's child support
PITBULL
Marc Anthony he disappeared
he's definitely not anywhere around here
J-LO
Cut the mierda I know you're not alone
I can smell his nasty Brut cologne
Also the kids have to go to the dentist,
I'll be too busy on Celebrity Apprentice.
PITBULL
Donald
MARC ANTHONY
I-I-I want to know when your heart died
J-LO
Don't take another step towards me
PITBULL
Both of you stop it can't you just get along?
Come into my office and sit on the futon Have a Bud Light and have yourselves a seat,
Tell me your problems but do it to the beat,
J-LO
He dresses like he on Fantasy Island
MARC ANTHONY
She's a fashion monster that's fueled by diamonds
PITBULL
I know how this relationship went off track
I've carefully researched and weighed all the facts.
See J-Lo's much more attractive than you
She a ten you a two let me getchoo a tissue
Sure you got the money, and all them Latin Grammys
But you look like a hispanic Steve Buscemi
J-Lo
Who's that?
PITBULL
He played in Fargo.
J-Lo
Oh my god, he does.
PITBULL
Now if you'll excuse me I got a solo to fix
STUDIO GUY
Sorry Mr. Bull I have to be home by six.
PITBULL
Say what? DAAAAAAAAALE!