Текст песни Hostages

I feel good tonight. I finally got something I always wanted and that's important. It really is. I finally got some hostages. Well, you see so many people with hostages nowadays and you say "Hey, I'd like some, too!". So I've got three of 'em, they're really nice people. We get along great, they're tied in a sack outside at the top of the flagpole. And I'm gonna blow 'em up at midnight, too. Unless, of course, I get my three demands. A hundred thousand in cash, getaway car and I want the letter M stricken from the English language. See, you have to make one crazy demand, that way, if you get caught, you can plead insanity. Ha. Getaway car. What other gags are there?Steve Martin - Hostages - http://ru.motolyrics.com/steve-martin/hostages-lyrics.html