Текст песни Gold's Gym Guy

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?

Baby's got a thing for muscle bound jocks
I collapse a lung just taking off my socks
I'm holed up in the closet and I'm pettin' my fox
She treats me like I got a bad case of small cocks, but

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?

He's got a big truck, and it's bigger than my dump
It's bigger than the bank account of Donald TrumpRugburns - Gold's Gym Guy - http://ru.motolyrics.com/rugburns/golds-gym-guy-lyrics.html
It's bigger than the feeling that I've got in my rump
He's got as many brains as a gasoline pump, but

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?

He shaves his legs and so I asked him if he was bi
He grabbed me 'round the throat and said, "Prepare to die"
Everybody says that I'm a nicer guy
But he's like malathion, I'm a simple Med fly, yeah

Why you going out with that Gold's Gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the Fourth of July
Baby, can't you see I got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that Gold's gym guy?