Текст песни Eat My Shorts

I peek at you, my stomach turns

I hate your guts

You turn to me and whisper

You're a stupid putz

You must know that I feel this way

When I reach out, girl

And flip you off

Eat my shorts

Yes, choke on polished cotton

Eat my shorts

Everything we have is rotten

Baby, just remember

When our love affair aborts

Eat my shorts

I see you smile, I make a fist

I throw a punch

You kick me in the groin

And then I blow my lunch

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Have you heard that I think

You're an adulterated nerd

Eat my shorts

Yes, gag on the elastic

Eat my shorts

Your heart is made of plastic

And, baby, just remember

When our love affair aborts

Eat my shorts

Eat my shorts

Yes, choke on polished cotton

Eat my shorts

Everything we have is rotten

Remember when you're

Burning off your ugly warts

Eat my shorts

Eat my shorts

Eat my shorts