Текст песни The Ivy League Hustle

I went to Princeton, bitch, though that's something I don't say,
cuz that'll make anything with a dick run away
So I'll play it dumb and in case you hate,
I'll only name my college by the town or the state
You get intimidated when you learn my school?
Well you should. Cuz I'm smarter than you.
But fuck it, ima gonna stop apologizing for penis,
I'm tired of pretending that I'm not a fucking genius.

I went to Princeton, bitch
Yes I did you heard
I went to Princeton, bitch
Phi Beta Kappa's the word
I went to Princeton, bitch
It's a point I don't beleaguer but this bitch you're taking out is an Ivy Leaguer

I guess you wonder why I can float so free
Well, I got a 790 on my verbal SAT.
and I got a lot in common with Michelle Obama,
This brain, these arms and our alma mater.
Old Nassau's the bomb, number one ranked, homes
cuz you know I didn't have to take out any student loans.
Sang in the glee club cuz Bach's the shit
Read Proust and Benyamin when I studied comp lit
And I guess you're gonna ask about my Eating Club
Bitch, please, that's Terrace, fool, food equals love

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You know I say it proudly
I went to Princeton, bitch
I'll make ya summa cum laude
I went to Princeton, bitch
In high school I was over eager, and that's how I became an Ivy Leaguer

So I started liking acting thought I'd give it a shot
So I studied at Havard with a Russian from ---
Scene training, Shakespeare, movement study was hardest
But I got an MFA cuz I'm a mother-fucking artist.
Now I live in L.A. writing raps, comedies
And I'm wondering what I'm doing with these two degress
Now you know they always told me that knowledge is power
So how come I can't make more than 14 dollars an hour?

I went to Princeton, bitch
I don't have money to live
I went to Princeton, bitch
Please let me tutor your kids
I went to Princeton, bitch
My acting income is meager, it doesn't really help that I'm an Ivy Leaguer

I went to Princeton, bitch
I went to Princeton, bitch
I went to Princeton, bitch
I went to Princeton, bitch
I went to Princeton, bitch.....