Текст песни The Younglings

Ladies and Gentlemen, holograms and clones, neuters and quadrupeds. We have an amazing line-up for you here tonight, sure to make your head or heads spin.

Straight from backwaters of Agamar , I give you: The Younglings with their new song Nerf Herder

From Coruscant to the outer rim

Dont wanna be a nerf herder

From Tatooine to the cloud city

Dont wanna be a nerf herder

Straight offa Agamar, we roll

Straight Jedi in my soul

Gonna fly off to Coruscant

Gonna leave my house, my uncle, my aunt.

Its a Jedis life for me

Slashin, blastin, fightin - see

But be wary of the dark side

If it tempts you, dont run and hide!

Out come the sabers, off comes the hand

Its imperative you understand

Ascetic Lifestyle, matters not

In this frippin robe my ass looks hot

CHORUS

Nerf Herder!

I dont wanna be no

Nerf Herder!

Wont let my anger grow

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Ill be a Jedi, yo

Nerf Herder!

Ill sew my own robes, yo

Nerf Herder!

Kriff off, lurdo

Nerf Herder!

Jedi Council, hello!

Either do it or dont. There is no try.

Thats why thats my battle cry

Cuz I dont wanna be no scruffy nerf herder

Chop off my hand, Ill hang off the girder

Midi-chlorians , Ive got a few

Got picked by a master , woohoo

And after that, when my trainings done

A Jedi knight, I will become

Looking forward to the trials

Once theyre over walk down the aisles

Not one, not two, not three but four

Skill, flesh, courage, spirit no more!

and the Jedi Code , were sure to keep.

No hummer, no benz, no bimmer, no jeep.

Well have podracers, or maybe a speeder

Now whos a scruffy nerf herder?