Текст песни Santa's Pissed

Jingle bells batman smells
robin laid an egg
the batmobile lost it's wheel
and the joker fucked your mom

...right in the ass

Hey, hey little girls and boys
what's on your list for this year
teddy bears and lots of gifts
well too fucking bad you greedy
little bitch!
you're getting razorblades
stockings of hand grenades
and in your sleep tonight
i'm gonna cum on your face

You're not getting anything for
Christmas you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the
cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you
fucking cunt!
you're not getting anything for
Christmas you fucking whore
Santa's pissed and he's takin'
names, and your first in line

(later we'll have some fucking pie,
and we'll do some caroling)

PUUUUUUUUUUUT THAAAAAAAAAAAT COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE DOWWWWWWN!!!!!!

put that cookie down motherfucker

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that mystical time of year

when the ghost of Jesus rises
from the grave to feed on the
flesh of the living

Santa's pissed and he's coming to
town
he's takin' names and he's throwin'
down

5 - severed heads in a box
4 - bitches on my cock
3 - beds of nails
2 - bullets
1 - guns

Broken candycanes
stockings of coal and bad grades
you better watch out!

(bend ya ova, imma lube ya up,
gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)

Your not getting anything for
Christmas you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the
cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you
fucking cunt!
your not getting anything for
Christmas you fucking whore
Santa's pissed and he's takin'
names, and your first in line

Merry Christmas you filthy animal