Текст песни Ludacris Freestyle Parody

Intro Ok Luda, we're ready in 3, 2

verse 1
Lights, camera, action, scene.
We go to the video, and I'm wearin some green.
I'm just waitin for the video camera to roll.
I see a woman walk by about 80 years old.
See the boom operater; he's runnin out of stamina.
Imma walk around and give a pound to the janita.
I grab a bagel and I'm eating some eggs.
And you could look around the whole set and see what I say.

Chorus:
Did you see that? I did!
Did you see that? I did!
You know this rap is real simple to me.
My name is Luda I be rappin bout the **** that I see.

It's gettin stuffy Imma walk out the door.
I see my bodyguard outside, and he's talking to whores.
By the caddilac grill, caddilac truck.
Take her in the back for a cadillac fuck.
Hot ho streets, Icecream man, drug dealer coaught, police man.
Sidekick text and cellphone calls, feels like a midget is kicking my balls.

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Did you see that? I did?
Did you see that? I did?
You know this rap is real simple to me.
My name is Luda I be rappin bout the **** that I see.

I can talk high, I can talk low.
Got two eyes, got one nose.
Talk with mouth, walk with feet.
Look both ways fore you cross that street.
Put a q-tip in your ear, the objects in the mirror's closer than they appear.
Rap name Luda, real name Chris, Stupid human tricks? Can you do this?

Outro:
It's Luda,
I'm bouta make a cellphone call to the 702
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Move Bitch!
Get out the way, I'm gonna mkae a cellphone call bitch.
Ay ay Ay ay Ay, Taxi, you see me standing here in the middle of the streeeet!
Made name is Ludacris
I said my name is LUdacris