Текст песни Fucksticks

Intro keyboard plays
Now my grandad had a word,he used when things when wrong,to introduce this word to you I put it in a song,
so everytime this word is used his memory lives on,
I'm about to tell you what it is so you can sing along,

chorus
Fucksticks when nan wouldn't let him touch her furry pie,
Fucksticks when he got some shrapnel lodged in his japs eye,
Fucksticks when a german sniper shot him in the cock,
Fucksticks when he found a lump on his left bollock,
Fucksticks when nan died and left him all alone,
Fucksticks when he let a bogus caller into his home,
Fucksticks when the first black people moved into our street,
Fucksticks when his arthritis means he couldn't beat his meat,
Fucksticks,mother's cunt,fucksticks,
Keyboard instrumental
Fucksticks,mother's cunt,fucksticks,

verse 1
And everytime I hear this word I start to reminise,
And suddenly taste worthers and get a faint whiff of piss,So when someone annoys me and things get on my wick,I think about that racist old cunt and really let it ripKunt And The Gang - Fucksticks - http://ru.motolyrics.com/kunt-and-the-gang/fucksticks-lyrics.html

chorus 2
Fucksticks when I miss an open goal on five a side,
Fucksticks when I lost a hard on when nana died,
Fucksticks when the teachers told I was no good,
Fucksticks when the old bill caught me wanking in the wood,
Fucksticks when I'm having it off and I think off my old dad,
Fucksticks when the little cunt put skidmarks down the pan,
Fucksticks when some motherfucker pushes in the queue,
Fucksticks when you get caught short and really need a poo,
Fucksticks when I came tumbling off my BMX,
Fucksticks when I split my frendulum whilst having sex,
Fucksticls when some smart bastard gives me my comuppance,
Fucksticks when it's been ages since I've seen a ladies tuppence,
Fucksticks when there's no clean pants and you have to wear your mum's,
when your bird won't let you fuck her up the bum,
Fucksticks when you're feeling glum and don't know what to say just say Fucksticks
Fucksticks
Fucksticks
and it makes everything OK,
Fucksticks,mother's cunt,fucksticks