Текст песни Have A Wank

What do you do in the middle of the night

When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep

And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut

And the light is out and the room is dark

And the curtains drawn and you're on your own

Your bed is warm and your dream is rude

And your hand's restless and your knob is hard

Have a wank! Have a wank!

Have a mutha fuckin' wank!

I'm getting out my cock

I pull my foreskin back

I reveal my acorn

And give it a little smack

I'm thinking of ladies

Playing with their vulva's

And inserting objects

Into their women's areas

What do you do in the middle of the day

When the TV's shit and there's nothing on

When you got no money and you got no beer

And you've read the paper from cover to cover
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Radio's playing a pile of shit like Darius Danesh and Robbie Williams

Who are the two biggest cunts in the whole wide world!

Have a wank!

Have a mutha fuckin' wank!

I'm getting out my cock

I'm gonna wank for Britain

I'm cumming in a sock

And then I'll put my kit on

I'm wanking as if

My life depended on it

I'm picturing some tits

I'm imagining a clit

Come on, come on,

Come and have a wank with me

Come on, come on,

Come and have a wank with me

Come on, come on,

Come and have a wank with me

Come on, come on,

Come and have a wank with me

Wank your hairy cock with me