Текст песни Gary And Melissa

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Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991

Title: Gary And Melissa

Gary and Melissa

John S Hall/Dave Rick

from the King Missile album _Mystical Shit_ on Shimmy Disc

Gary and Melissa

Loved to make love

Loved to make love

Loved to make love to each other

Over and over and over again

For the first few weeks of their relationship

They made love four or five times a night

They were really turned on for awhile

Then to enhance their passion

They bought sex books

The Joy of Sex

The Sensous Couple

The Joy of Sex Part 2

The Kama Sutra

Even Yet More Still Joy of Sex

Popular Mechanics

Betty Crocker

Anything

They tried as many positions as they were capable of

Physically

Physically

Physically

They were really turned on for awhile

Then to heighten their passion

They bought sex toys

Ben-wa balls

French ticklers
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Nipple clamps

Cock rings

Whips and chains and bondage gear

Bowling balls

Dildos

Vibrators

Watermelons

Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty

Anything

They were really turned on for awhile

They set up a video camera

And taped themselves having sex

Then they watched it on the VCR

While having more sex

Then to heighten their passion

Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends

And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends

Then they watched it on the VCR

While having more sex

They were really turned on

As the years went by

Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community

Although they never married

Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block

And they never fought

Except to heighten their passion

They had made an agreement

That when one of them died

The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse

But as luck would have it

They were both killed in a freak accident

And died at the exact same moment

Holding hands