Текст песни 10 Little Bottles

A friend of mine gave me

Ten little bottles of

Some special stuff that he

Had brewed up hisself

So I took it and hid it

Down in my basement

But my wife found out about it

And she told me to

Get rid of it or else

Since I didn't like the

Way she said, or else

I went down there and proceeded

To carry out her instructions

I set the ten little

Bottles on the drainboard

Picked up the first bottle

Pulled the cork out of it

And poured it down the sink

That is, all except one

Little swaller, which I drank

I picked up the next bottle

And I pulled the cork out of it

And I poured it down the sink

All except one little swaller

Which I drank

I picked up the next bottle

And I pulled the sink out of it

And I poured it down the sink

All except one little swaller

Which I drank

I picked up the next sink

And I pulled the bottle out of it

And I poured it down the cork

All except one little swaller

Which I drank

I picked up the next cork

And I pulled the sink out of it

And I poured it down the bottle

All except one teensy weensy

Little swaller, which I sank

I, I, I usually have a little

Difficulty with this number

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Great long line of stinkers

Uh, drinkers

I had an uncle that

Drank a quart a day

Every day of his life

Heck, me I spell more than that

No kidding

He could drink a quart

And not even stagger

Heck, he couldn't even move

We told him, we says

You better quit drinking that stuff

It's gonna kill you

Sure enough, it killed him

He died last year at the

Age of a hundred and two

Well, don't laugh

We dug him up last week

He looks better than y'all do now

A guy back here asked me, he says

What's the difference between

A drunk and an alchoholic

Well, I'll tell you

Us drunks don't have to attend all

Them dang old meetings, you know

I don't like your bartenders here

In Nashville, I'll tell you that

I says to this guy, give me

Something cold and full of gin

He says, take my wife

You see, you got me all confused

How many bottles have I got left

How many have I got, five

You're seeing double

There's only two and a half

I want you to know one other thing

You better not say nothing

Against my wife, buster

Cause I'll have you know

I'll have you know that I

Got the wifest nice in

The whole United States