Текст песни Road Kill Christmas

Got my dog and a six pack inside my truck

My wife rides in the back cause she won't shut up

There's a deer in the headlights though it might be a sin

I gunned the motor and run over him

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It's a road kill Christmas

Venice that's pretenderized

It's a road kill Christmas

Cause they freeze when the light hits their eyes

By the time we got home he was her pet

That night he slept on my side of the bed

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But I had some beer so I didn't give a darn

(That was close) (yeah I know I almost said Damn)

A couple days later I made him a deal

If he worked for me then he won't be my next meal

I covered his antlers with foil and then

I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end

It's a road kill Christmas

That dumb deer changed my life

It's a road kill Christmas

Next time I'll run over my wife

(That's all I got for now)