Текст песни Bad Student

Jason Harwell- Bad student

Ha ha bad student remix
Imposter J Harwell
Speedo fireproof
You smell something
No need to be alarmed
That’s just my own special blend of James Taylor Folk
P.O.D hardcore
Eat your heart out Fay burst

I parked my moped
In the principles parking space
And I take that little yellow ticket that I always get and I chew it up and spit it on the floor so Olli the janitor has to dooo something
I go to homeroom
But not my homeroom, no sir
I like to go to homeroom down the street at Hillsberry Middle School cuz I’m bigger than all the big kids
And in gym class I pull their shorts up over their heads and give em wedgies
And it’s all because

Cuz I’m a bad student!
I’m a bad student!
I use a # 3 pencil on my standard Ice test
Yeah!

I go to lunch
Most days
Half an hour early, that’s right
And I always make sure to complement the lunch lady on her nice hairnets and MOLE so I get extra gravy for my mashed po-tay-tooooeeeessss…
Yeah my girlfriends’ jealous
But I don’t care!
Its not like she wears things to impress me to begin with, so it doesn’t matter!!!! At all!!!! URRRRR!!!
Sometimes
I go to Spanish class

And they have my picture on the wall
And written underneath it says
“El estudiante muy mal.”Jason Harwell - Bad Student - http://ru.motolyrics.com/jason-harwell/bad-student-lyrics.html
Those of you who don’t SPEAK Spanish
It means
BAD
STUDENT
And the reason that its there is because…

Cuz I’m a bad student!!!!!!!
I’m a bad student!!!!!
I get two chocolate milks instead of one but I only drink one of them
URRR!

I go to the library
And attempt to check out the dictionary
And the librarian that TIME forgot says “you can’t check out the dictionary” and I say, “ I can dooo whatEVER I WA N T!
Yeah! That’s right!!
I give swirlies
To all the little girl-ieeeees
And I flush twice not once cuz I’m THAT BAD
And when they start cry’n, which they always do
I just smile and show em my badge that says:

I’m a bad student!!!
I’m a bad student!!!!!!
I‘ll make fun of your mother…in front of your mother!!!!!
I’m not scared
YEAH!
YEAH!
UH- HUH!
WOW!

This is a disclaimer for all the good students out there in the world
It’s important to make good grades
So you graduate
So you get a job
So you can…further educate yourself
So you don’t sing SONGS like THIS!
YEAH!