Текст песни Ajax Airlines

A= Airline Clerk

D= Drunk

{phone ringing}

A: Ajax Airlines.

D: Ajax Airlines.

A: That's right sir.

The proud bird with the cast iron tail.

D: Ah stow the commercial Charlie Brown.

I just wanna know what time your Eleven O Six

Leaves for San Antonio?

A: It leaves at 11:06

D: Okay.

A: We have tourist and first class.

D: Oh that's all right.

A: In first class you get an extra vegetable.

D: Huh?

A: You can get an extra vegetable in first class.

D: Okay, I'll take an onion.

A: We're going to have some turbulance.

D: No. I'll stick with the onion.

Do you serve Chinese food?

A: Yes we serve everybody food.

D: Do you serve {censored}?

A: Sir, I'm going to forget you said that.

D: You're one ain't cha?

A: Say let's get back to the flight now.

This is a non-stop flight you know.

D: How much are hostresses?

A: Oh they're beautiful.

D: Are they topless?

A: No sir, regulations, they must wear hats.

D: Do they mess around?

A: Look do you want to go on this flight or don't you?

D: What's your movie?

A: Uh no movie on this flight.

D: No movie?

A: No sir, a rodeo.

D: That's fantastic, I'll bet you clean up on that huh.

A: Uh no sir, the stewardesses take care of that.

D: Are they topless?

A: Sounds like you have a one track mind.

D: Sounds like you never saw a topless hostess.

A: Sir. Please. Look, I'm very busy.

D: And I'm just a nobody. Is that it?

A: Now I didn't say that.

D: Just remember I'm a V.I.Q.

A: P.

D: Huh?
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A: P. P. You're a V.I.P.!

D: Well then treat me like one you communist.

A: Oh sir, sir.

D: Hey what's San Antonio like this time of year anyway?

A: Oh it's beautiful. Is this going to be a round trip?

D: No way. I'm just gonna fly down there and turn around

And fly right back.

A: Now we're getting nowhere.

D: Well thanks to me.

A: Amen.

D: Boy. Did I eat that onion already?

Help me check this sucker out now.

She leaves at 7:47

A: Uh no. No, the plane is a 747. It leaves at 11:06.

D: 10-4

A: Okay. Well Goodbye...

D: Hold it. Just a minute here.

A: Sir I'm very busy.

D: Well how about me? I'm running around like a chicken with my

Legs cut off.

A: Oh boy.

D: Operater, would you trace this call and tell me where I am?

A: Sir, this is Ajax Airlines.

D: Cancel the call operater. This is Ajax Airlines?

A: Ajax Airlines. Remember it costs no more to relax

In the heavenly skys of Ajax.

D: Well now we're getting nowhere.

A: Thanks to you.

D: Amen.

A: Sir you're holding up customers.

D: I'm holding up customers? You got a lot of nerve,

For the charges you price.

A: Sir I am very busy. I've got two calls to make, five on hold, and

Seven lines blinking.

D: And a partridge in a pear tree.

A: Well that does it!

D: Well it's about time.

A: It's about time.

D: Time. Oh my gosh. Time. What time does the Eleven O Six

Leave for San Antonio?

A: In exactly three minutes.

D: Hold that plane.

A: I can't do that.

D: You better hold that plane.

A: Look sir, don't threaten me.

D: I'm not threatening, I'm just telling you better hold that plane.

A: Why should we hold the plane for you?

D: Because I'm the pilot.