Текст песни Ninja Goon

Laidback if she was summertime, chilled out if she was winter
She moves me like the seasons, got 237 billion reasons
to please her or tease her with kung fu tricks
Without her chicks and her chaps we will never see the flicks
So I'm bitter for better or for worse she's my sugah
She'll have no litters, no wetters and no nursin' and no boogahs
She's a solo kind of girl with 1000 different guys
I want to be the one but I'm 999
Why try to pursue her?
I don't have the time to woo her
And if I made her for my lady, that don't mean I would do her like Billy Milligan
I got 23 different faces on this island I'm Gilligan (and Ginger?)
I chases, no traces left she walks away clean from my attempts
In her brain, her mind, her soul my presence is exempt
She tempts me with a call when a kiss is what I need
She wants to wear a necklace but not the better beads

If I was Chuck Norris, she'd be Bruce Lee
If I was karate, she'd be Tai Chi
If I was a nun chuck, she'd be a Bo
And if I was Liu Kang, she'd be as cold as Sub Zero

Coudja wouldja won'tcha be my ninja
You make me so hot ya best step back before I singe ya

We fight more than we make upGrüvis Malt - Ninja Goon - http://ru.motolyrics.com/gruvis-malt/ninja-goon-lyrics.html
Will my logic ever wake up?
Maybe love is a hobby I shouldn't've ever taken up
But once she spoke up, I choke up, and swing at the curveball she
threw me n' spit out like gum before she even chewed me
I get nervous and sweaty to see her smile
How vile of me to think I own 'er
Just cuz I was with 'er people asked me "Didja bone 'er?"
Can't phone her, can't touch her, can't see her, I'm alone with my fears
And who's she with?
Am I the one she's always thinking of when she met another long hair?
She was gone in the blink of a VCR clock
With her it's always 12:00 a.m.
And if she ditched me for a dork could I even try to slay them?
No way, I'm played out like a Sony Playstation
My body's hard at work but my mind is on vacation
So right now I'm as weak as the shrimp in the sea
I rewrote my lyrics so that I could sing this stupid part

Ninja Gil kicks hearts for free
Trying not to get sucked in by a sweet smell,
just in case you don't like the taste
But I can't deny it, I'm a sucker for a pretty face...
Why'd you have to go kick me?
I said Ninja Gil rips heart for...
What's up with the Ninja Gil?