Текст песни My Best Friends

I'm what they call a man's man, guess I've always been that way

I never had a lot of use for people who were gay

I like drinking, playing poker, and smoking big cigars

Shooting pool and checking out the women in the bars

I've always liked to hang around with guys a lot like me

But lately I've discovered things aint like they used to be

Let me tell you now all of my best friends are gay

'Cause finding hetro buddies just gets tougher every day

Every time I turn about, another girlfriend's coming out

My posse's quite a lesbian array

My wife no longer minds it much when I go out to drink

She knows that she's the only one that wants my winky-dink
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My lesbian pals will not succumb despite my strong persistence

I've slowly grown accustomed to their nonchalant indifference

We have a good old time on virtually every occasion

Me and all my cronies of the lesbian persuasion

Don't you know that my best friends are lesbians, it's true

And if I didn't have a pecker than I'd probably be one too

I've hung around with drunks and clowns, spent time with jocks and thespians

But now all my best friends are lesbians

My friends are all lesbians it seems

And recently I'm having some unusual wet dreams

But of all the folks in this old town it's the lesbians I like

Guess that makes me an honorary dike