Текст песни Just A Friend

(Biz Markee cover)

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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date.
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait.
Let me tell ya a story of my situation.
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation.
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert.
She had long hair and a short miniskirt.
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat.
I was walkin through the crowd and guess who I met.
I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth.
So I can axe you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof.
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah.
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra.
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused.
I said, "How do you like the show?"
She said, "I was very amused."
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range.
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange.
Then when I asked "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend.
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend."
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it.
Here's what I'm gonna sing.

(CHORUS)
[All:]
You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend.
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby.
You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend.
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby.
You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend.
But you say he's just a friend.

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So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time.
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime,
'cuz I have friends and that's a fact.
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq.
Forget about that, let's go into the story.
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me.Futuristic Sex Robotz - Just A Friend - http://ru.motolyrics.com/futuristic-sex-robotz/just-a-friend-lyrics.html
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar.
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up.
A relationship or some understanding.
How its gonna be in the future we was plannin'.
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet.
I had no idea I was in for a treat.
After this was established, everything was cool.
The tour was over and she went back to school.
I called every day to see how she was doin.
Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'.
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again.
I said, yo, who was that? Oh, he's just a friend.
Pssh, come on, don't gimme dat.
Jus bust this.

(Repeat CHORUS)

[PC Speaker:]
So I came to her college on a surprise visit.
To see my girl that was so exquisite.
It was a school day, I knew she was there.
at The first semester of the school year.
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm.
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form.
He told me where it was and I as on my way.
her told me had baby doll, I was happy to say.
I arrived in front of the dormitory.
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
Could they show me where it was for the moment.
I didnt know such an event.
So I came to her room, and opened her door.
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
Another killa... fes... fuckin' kissin' my girl in the mouth.
I was so... knock out, sweat down south.
So please listen to the message that I send.
Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just got a friend.

PC Speaker: Will that work for what you guys wanted?
Subrandom: You're really fucking high now. Not like before, when you were like, "I'mma smoke a lil weed..." you're fucking high. You can't even do anything but play with your god damn lighters
Recycle Bin: That was bad.
Coaxke: Pieces of shit! Get the fuck out of my bar!