Текст песни 'Classroom' *

* this skit follows "A Walk Thru the Valley"
and comes before "Slaughtahouse"

*children yelling, chairs squeaking*
*teacher's voice interrupts*
Excuse me! Excuse me! Quiet down, quiet down, quiet down
Now listen
This is hardcore rap, 101
So check your programs and make sure you're in the right class
*papers shuffle, kid mutters "yo I'm here", various talking*
Alright everybody alright? OK
Now when you rhyme, you have to say, that you smoke bluntsFarting Lizards - 'Classroom' * - http://ru.motolyrics.com/farting-lizards/classroom-lyrics.html
Also, you have to mention that you drink forties
You have to, mention, that you carry a nine millimeter
A tec nine, a mac ten, an M sixteen, or a uzi
Do everybody understand? (yeah)
Any questions? Yes
Excuse me but I don't have a gun
It's not _important_, if you have a gun or not
Just act like you have a gun, alright?
Now here's a tape, of the latest group
on the cutting edge of hardcore rap
It's the most innovative stuff, for nineteen ninety-three