Текст песни M. H. ?s Jokes

[mes is the one swearing a lot]Anyway, this guy goes fuckin ?ell, you don? ?alf complain for an eleven year old do you? Ooooohhhh-that machine is nice-fuck off it took me ages to get that, yeah-i want that machine-yeah what yeah right,-clean joke-wuh-if I tell a good clean joke, can I have that? -no you fuckin can?t-i want it, honest-you can?t have it-there?s no vus coming up there at all. is it supposed to have vus on it? -no, it?s not. ?s fuckin? my machine, that. keep your hands off it.-it?s your machine. it?s a vu-less machine. sure it?s recording, mark? better turn the volume up. ok, what d?you call a guy with a spade in his head? doug.-jesus, that?s pathetic.-what d?you call a guy who?s been dead and buried for 30,000 years? pete. (nervous laugh) come on, then, astound me with your wit, mark.[cut]-come on, rewind it, let?s see what you had to say.-erm, we?ve been through this before, haven?t we? -right I?ll do it for the tape like all them other bands do, like we?ve done it once, but the cameras weren?t rolling-nah, I?m thinking of my joke actually.-so I?m reading frank zappa, right, it?s an au- it?s a biography by frank zappa-right [mes totally disinterested]-and - errrr - it?s 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the book is about how many things he released, when he released it-hrrrrrrghhhhhm-how many offshoots and all this shit, and all of a sudden I?m realising, errr-more interested when you were talking about napoleon actuallyFalkenbach - M. H. ?s Jokes - http://ru.motolyrics.com/falkenbach/m-h-s-jokes-lyrics.html