Текст песни Poo Butt Day

get up this morning feelin sleepy as all hell,
went the use the bathroom when i tripped and i fell
all the way downstairs onto the couch,
and i pissed my pants on the way down south; so i went
back upstairs to change my underwear took a while to
get em unstuck to my pubic hair finally got unzipped
i went to put em down the street but then i threw
em in the garbage cause it all said puu hopped in the
shower put shampoo in my hair went to rinse it out
but then the water wasnt there that damn toilet it
must of went foul got another bath to wipe the stuff
up with the towel went to get my clothes but i couldnt
wear the wash so i sat and played some mario on my
nintendo i was gonna see my girl but i forget that
stuff man today i just feel like a pooh butt.
.. (chorus 2x ) sometimes things just never go my way
you know i, im just feelin like a pooh butt today.
now every snigle day i make habits to get up but today
i just feel like a pooh butt so ill stay in bed i dont
know whats wrong with me im just taking everything
nonchilantely i just feel like i cant move one muscle
my girlfriend calls me up and tells me now we gotta
hustle my plane leaves to roll about quarter to 8 its
7:15 looks like im gonna be late aww forget that baby
said i just cant make it i know your dissapointed but
your gonna have to take it im sick in bed im making
am am foot it but before hung up the phone she told
me where i could put it, comes next day i gotta call
from M&M he said we gotta make a record get ya butt
outta bed i said i aint doin nothing i wish you nothing
but luck he said STOP! instead of feeling like a pooh
but... (chorus 2x) sometimes things just never go
my way you know i, im just feelin like a pooh butt
today. (chaos kid) "yo you ever have one of those poohie
stinky ridiculous rotten days M&M"
(M&M) "man i had one once check this out"

woke up , 6:30 in the morning yawning gotta get to
the recording studio i gotta get a take done put all
my rhymes together so i can make one get outta bed
fall on my head slipped on the rug i thought i was
dead cussin i think my head is busted but it reallyEminem - Poo Butt Day - http://ru.motolyrics.com/eminem/poo-butt-day-lyrics.html
nothing only a concussion shake it off,
get off the ground look around couldn't find my rhyme
sheets where'd i put em down they were just there last
night on the chair had to look everywhere but,
couldnt find em anywhere go to the basement might of
misplaced em gotta find em in hurry but my visions
still blurry goin down the stairs what could happen
next but, when its this early you cant skip steps;
fallin head first as i fall i curse things are lookin
bad ima only get worse; aching i shake and i hurt i
stand up slowly wiped all the dirt off memory lapse
i cant remember nothing think ill collapse if you forget
the whole thing pause for a second what was i looking
for.. oh yea my rhyme sheets they might be on the floor
or on the chair wait a minute where am i im in a basement
damn how does time fly think for a second record my
memory if i were a rhyme sheet where would i be?
? now i remember i put em in the closet next to my
jacket so i woulda never lost em
already 7 ive only got an hour to eat breakfast get
dressed plus take a shower got undressed got the zest
off the rack turn the water on and i almost had a heart
attack cold as hell started to yell jumped out the
shower and said fuck it ill smell grabbed the towel
off the rack dried off got dressed still had to eat
but my hair was a mess i was in a rush grabbed the
brush and ran run into the door on the floor i land
always to fate now i know im curse i think it might
help if i open the dorr first tried to turn the handle
but i sprained my wrist but thats what happens on a
day like this...(chorus 2x) sometimes things just
never go my way you know i,
im just feelin like a pooh butt today.
.. (Chaos kid) "wow that sounds pretty poohie to me"
(M&M) "now im gonna break it down for those who dont
know what a pooh butt day is"

Now a pooh butt day is something everybodies had no
particular depression neither mad or sad you couldnt
see your butt because your butt is what it is cause
when your feeling like a pooh butt then your feeling like shit