Текст песни Mandy Goes To Med School

ive been feeling dull as a coat hanger pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutres where his magic johnson used to be

yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
lets start in with a test of your intelligence and zest for recovering
up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut
tight the lights are staying out but no sweat ive got aim like a mack truck
guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there
guess right get the toaster but you know miss guessing gets you nowhere

i've been baking cakes for the enemy
i've been dying to find out the hard way
ive been taking friends to the alleyway
two down now but whos counting anyway?

yes ill tell you everything you'll need to bring on our little surgery
something you can bite on and your right hand on the gun marked "emergency"
put away that hanger honey you have many other options
how about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin

i've been getting up close and intimate
some close calls but im getting into it
in some states i heard you can burn for it
but ill burn that bridge when i get to it

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to get proffesional
its got a nice ring
mandy goes to med school

yes ill tell you everything you need to get to fix that thing
take two parts water one part gin and add a dash of nitroglycerin
kiss your woes goodbye say hi to bliss ters on the backsides of your
thyroid cysts annihilated with one twist of my trick scissors

i've been taking tips from the government
no trick mirrors in my establishment
fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
i've been getting real good at hiding it

yes i am the next best thing to falling off a third floor balcony
all my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
ever since my confidence was boosted by these blank prescriptions
business has been booming and i seem to have made lots of nice friends

ive been baking cakes for the enemy..

he is a nice man
hes got the newest tools
hes got steady hands
and he goes to med school.....