Текст песни New English Bible

I hired a video and put it under the Tele

I taped this and that an' I watched the films

I soon got soaked - nay saturated

So I phoned the rental company to - fetch it back.

An' I'm drying out now

I'm drying out

Don't think I've done to much damage

Just a mild form of video pneumonia.

It could have been worse
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Our plumbers got it bad

You see we just moved house

To a cottage on a hill.

I had to fetch him out

To mend the pipes

An' when he saw the house he said "Bloody hell Cliff, Psycho 2"

There's not much hope for him

And when he'd finished I took him home

To watch the Texas Chain-saw Massacre.