Текст песни That Reindeer Can Play Guitar

It was a sweltering July at the North Pole

With the mercury at a balmy forty-two

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,

Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen

Were shvitzin’ with nothin’ to do

(they were tired of reindeer games)

Into the lodge strolled Raymond

What a reindeer! Everybody’s pal.

He thought that he might try

To get on Santa’s better side

By raising the reindeer morale

(Rudolph had a red nose-- Raymond’s was brown.)

He said to Fred the elf

"You see that guitar on the shelf?

I can’t get for myselfâ€"would you?"

And everyone agreed

Yeah, music’s what we need

Hey Ray, can you play a song or two?

Please do.

CHORUS

Raymond, you’re a reindeer with talent

Someday you may be a star

The world’s gonna say

Have you hear about Ray?

That reindeer can play guitarNow, it’s true Raymond knew about music

His guitar licks were tastier than salt

Though he felt a little tense

When someone in the audience

Said "You better be good ‘cause Santa’s watching"

Oy gevalt!

But he picked up that guitar and started wailing

And he nailed a couple very fancy moves

All the elves and Santa Claus

Stood with open jaws

‘cause it’s hard to play guitar with hooves

There were praises from Ray’s reindeer family

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And his cousin who saved Christmas

With that shiny red proboscis

Said "Raymond, I’ve got this agentâ€"

Here’s his card."

CHORUS

Raymond, you’re a reindeer with talent

Someday you may be a star

The world’s gonna say

Have you heard about Ray?

That reindeer can play guitar

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Listen to that caribou

He’s doing Purple Haze

Old Raymond was content to play the small gigs

Making doe-s, his future rosy and bright

Then his agent got the mother-of-all gigs

Said "You’re playing the Tonight Showâ€"tonight

Oy!

He said Raymond you’ll be famous by the morning

I claim your name will be the latest rage

A star will be born

Another Stevie Ray Fawn

And with that he pushed Ray onto the stage

Some say it was a bad case of stage-fright

The stress of the big night â€" Who knows?

But it happened when they turned on the spotlight

Like a deer caught in the headlights --- he froze.

Raymond you’re a reindeer with talent

But that’ll only get you so far

If you want to hit the heights

Theny ou gotta handle light

And maybe someday

The world will say

That reindeer can play guitar.

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