Текст песни My Gay Friend

Now all I need is a topic

I'm turning off my phone

Last time I was singing my phone went off and it bummed me out

Well I've got a friend

And he's

Got a problem

With himself

Well ever since

We all wondered why he never brought any ladies around

We started thinking

Well my friends gay

And he won't come out of the closet

And it's alright

For my friend to be gay

Well I've known him a long time

And he hasn't had too many dates

I think I put one and one together and came up with two

Well my friends gay

And he's not secure with himself

He won't just come out and say hey

I'm queer

Ever since the parade

When we all turned away

And he stayed I knew

He was gay

But it's alright if he doesn't want to hang out with the girls

It's okay to be gay

We went out on the boat

And he asked me

To get some sunscreen

And I said no
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I'm a little scared

Why don't you ask pam or sally or tina

For the sunscreen

Not me

Not me

Well on a rainy day

It's still okay to be gay

You can come out of the closet

You can live life your own way

But sometimes

When you're hiding from yourself

You're your worst

Enemy

Well my gay friend just fucking can't admit

He's been hiding it for years and he can't live with it

So he started doing crank

And he went downhill

And all he had to say was I'm gay

Thank you

That's a true story

(Little self portrait by zippy)

He still hasn't come out of the closet yet but I hope he will

(You know what psychiatrists say)

Well they say usuaully that your checks aren't clearing and you can't come anymore

(You know my psychiatrist)

Um, what's her name again

(Mom)

Alright are you gonna keep doing this to me

(Yup)

Ok

(Let me think of another progression)