Текст песни Colostomy Bag

Relatively speaking

Life has been good to me

There's cash flow in my pocket

And the girlies come regularly

I don't like to shit in public

Even though the smell doesn't bother me

And the only problem is my friends

A bag called colostomy

I have a colostomy bag

It's underneath my jeans

I get real mad when it starts to sagBargain Music - Colostomy Bag - http://ru.motolyrics.com/bargain-music/colostomy-bag-lyrics.html

Cause then you know there's more to me

I tried to call Miss Lucille Ball

Cause I know she'd give me clemency

But the newspaper said

I love lucy is dead

So it's just me and my colostomy

Woohoo

You gotta pretty mouth boy

Squeal like a bitch

Squeal like a bitch boy