Текст песни Ugly Man Blues

He's got a face like an alligator

A body like a refrigerator

And a butt that looks like a big bowl of mashed potato

He's always soakin' in sweat from his head down to his shoes

I wanna get me a pretty boy

Coz I got the ugly man blues

He's got hairy ears

But on his head it's getting thin

And the scale in the bathroom screams when he walks in

And if you gave him a toothbrush

He wouldn't know what to do

So while Jen's got Brad Pitt

I got the ugly man blues

He loves his pork and beans
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He gobbles every bite

And then he blows the blanket off the bed all night

In the dictionary, his picture's right next to uncouth

Come and save me, Johnny Depp

From the ugly man blues

I'm takin' stock of the situation that I find myself in

Got to turn it all around

But don't know where to begin

I need an attitude adjustment

Coz there ain't nothing I can do

While I go on about this and that

About you know who

There's one important fact I've got to face up to

I'm stuck with an ugly man...