Текст песни Downer of a Sister

Wake up, we probably should talk a little, Jacob

Why? Because there's been a major shake up

Light the lamp they keep on the table

Yeah, you married me instead of Rachel

You want me to

Wear a veil and never put the shades up?

You want me to

Try to starve and find a way to shape up?

You want me to

Drive to Egypt get myself a facial?

You want me to?

Oh, I don't think you trust in my shelf-life as your new bride

I tried but Rachel's the perfect size!

Wake up, Laban, you're in trouble this is Jacob

Open the door or it'll break up

Why'd you give me Leah 'stead of Rachel

Yeah you know she ain't no Charlie's Angel

(You wanted to)

Even if she puts on lots of make-up
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(Put fun into)

Leah's face could scare away your hiccups

(My honeymoon)

I've seen better faces on a bagel

(I'll punish you)

Why don't we discuss this nice?

Downsize your foolish pride

Why fight? I gave you the first in line

And I threw in a concubine

All right -- for Rachel just serve me twice

Father! Father! Father! Father!

Father it's to intense; I can't stand to hear it

Father you knew the plan -- Why did you give Jacob me?

In disguise so secretly? Is there no escape for me?

It's my heart you're breakin', please no!

Brushed aside -- Now I'm just doin' time

I cry while Jacob diversifies

Can't lie -- she's such a cutie pie

Why try -- when Rachel's the perfect bride