Текст песни Jingle Bombs

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a Nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Militery

Oh, Jingle bombs
Jingle bombs
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Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Oh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!