Текст песни Mother Lover

Oh, damn!
What is it, dog?
I forgot it's Mother's Day
Didn't get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She'll be so disappointed
Damn, I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?

My ma's been so alone, ever since my daddy left (Cold)
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray (Word)
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
(Hold up) You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
I'm thinkin' I think it too
(Slow up) What time is it, dog?
It's time for a switcheroo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean

'Cause I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should fuck each other's mothers (fuck each other's moms)
I'll push in that lay where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy (fuckin' each other's moms)
'Cause every Mother's Day needs a mother's night
If doin' it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm calling on you, 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

I'll be layin' on the cut waitin' for your mom
Clutchin' on this lube and roses2:30am - Mother Lover - http://ru.motolyrics.com/2-30am/mother-lover-lyrics.html
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your mama do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Can't wait to pork your mom
I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
(Sho nuff) My mama loves bubble bath with camomile
(Straight up) Give it to my mom, du-du-du-du-du-du doggy style
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one, All Up Under The Covers Day

'Cause I'm a mother lover
You're a mother lover
We should fuck each other's mothers (fuck each other's moms)
I'll push in that lay where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt this shit is crazy (fuckin' each other's moms)

(Break it down)
It would be my honor to be your new step father
It would be my honor to be your new step father
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother (yeah)
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber (Oh!)

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a mother's night
If doin' it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm calling on you, 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world, so I'mma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had (uh huh)
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover

Happy Mother's Day