Текст песни Swap Meet Louie

*SPOKEN*

"Hey, homeys!"

"Who me?"

"Yeah, that's right. You the fly hustler."

"Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?"

"Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the

dope..."

"Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm

straight."

"Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are?

M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!"

"What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake

Louie, baby

if that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise."

"Excuse me, I'd like to buy some."

"You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth

number 2 for

the crack pipe."

"Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby."

*RAP*

Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit

But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots

So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless

Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass

In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek

Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet

You're saggin', droop like a bawla

Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her

Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me?

Everytime you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme.

A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep

Through cazelley's she peeks

Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on

Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs

Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw

Little Mary Pong is RAW

She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good"

Start buying all your Louie in the hood

And your sprung, on the two for one

Fake Louie at the swap meet, son

Now you know brown Louie is played

But you're drunk and you just got paid

So you bought the gear, little Mary says "See ya"

Little did you know it was "Made in Korea?"

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

That's right, tell em homeys

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

Right here baby

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

What you need?

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

You don't know jack about this Louie
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Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue

Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat

Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on

The couple got sprung and the wife want some

Louie Vee hat with the diamonds

Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal

The hat mighta had a L V on the back

But at the swap meet that ain't jack

But she bought it, cost about three hun

Mary Pong said you're the one

But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin'

Baby girls Louie started fadin'

Now she's tryin' to take it back

But the swap meet don't play that

Cause when a customer tries to intimidate

Mary Pong pulls a .38

She ain't about to get bum rushed

She's strapped an' she's ready to bust

But at the swap meet you don't pay tax

They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch

Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's

Swap Meet Louie, we all got gold

Swap Meet Louie, black silk jackets

Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet

Buyin' much gear for the feet

When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face

Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes

The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'

Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon

I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it

What's up with the bootleg music?

Mary Pong is about to get jacked

She had a stack of big bootleg racks

Me and Attitude creeped like snakes

Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break

The whole swap meet went crazy

I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze

Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk

Hit the gas and the tach just sunk

Like that, I'm outta there

Swift brothers like to roll in pairs

So we jet, to the boulevard fast

Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

That's right, tell em homeys

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie

Right here baby

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
What you need?
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
You don't know jack about this Louie