Текст песни Sprung On The Cat

*SPOKEN*

Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years

(years and years)

I said for years

But now we're being messed over

I said now we're being messed over

You done fell in love with the cat

You know what I'm talking about "The Cat"

It'll get ya

*RAP*

Meow, meow, the cat will get ya

If you let it get wit' ya

Some brothers wanna spend alotta money

Just to get a little honey

But the honey gets runny when the money's funny

'Cause I'm hipped an' a brother like Mix don't slip

'Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya

And don't say I didn't warn ya

Go down to the beach

See the girls in bikini's

Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (Yeah)

Should I preach (Preach, preach)

Awreit, back to the beach

A O.G. from the hood

Went down to the beach but his game was weak

Met a sweet thing named Yolanda

She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda

So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch

Better come on an' get wit' dis

A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin'

But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him

Later that night, Yolanda got busy in the back

Of his big black Cadillac

The next day, the O.G. wasn't playin' no ball

'Cause he took her to the mall

Buyin' everything from skirts to boots

Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots

But in the end another fool got jack

'Cause he was sprung on the cat

Sprung on the cat, check it out

There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette

Had a job at the U.P.S.

I ain't dissin' 'cause U.P.S. pays money

But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh

He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down

But Dave wants to get around

Put the top down on the 'vette

Hit the south side of Seattle

Lookin' for sex

Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat

And boom, there it is...three freaks

Thick, walkin' with a natural switch

And Dave starts getting that itch, huh

You know a 'vettes only got two seats

But Dave wasn't listening to me

All three of them jumped in the car Sir Mix-A-Lot - Sprung On The Cat - http://ru.motolyrics.com/sir-mix-a-lot/sprung-on-the-cat-lyrics.html

Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar

But them drinks ain't cheap out there son

Five dollars for one of them daiquiris

And Dave was treatin'

And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin'

Two hundred dollars worth of fish

And Dave wants to make a little wish

A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie

Play BBD and said do me

At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat

He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette

Ooh, that's the wrong move, black

You must be sprung on the cat

Sprung on the cat

Sprung on the cat

Old girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago

You mean she DID put that cat on you, you're talkin' to

Attitude, be straight with me man

I'm cruisin incognito

850i with the smoked out windows

An' I'm thinkin' I'm raw

When it comes to girls I done seen it all

Then along came a girl named Joyce

She had a black Corniche Rolls Royce

At the stop sign she did something with her tongue

Could Mix be sprung?

Her cat was calling me

And I started rolling slowly

Pulled up to the bumper

'Cause I wants to thump her

So she pulls up into Texaco

And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls

Now I'm checkin' out the body

This hotty gotta body 'n' I wanna get naughty

Followed her to the motel

Yes, motel, I'm too cheap for a hotel

Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose

I dipped in the juice

So what's up with the Rolls

Checked the registration

And the Rolls was stole

Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat

But I ain't sprung on the cat

Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat

If you're sprung on the cat

You might as well eat the cat

Sprung on the cat

Sprung on the cat

Maharaji over there all quiet

I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat

How 'bout Attitude Adjuster

Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what?

I think it's Critical Mass

Critical Mass be suckin' on that cat
Yo, P.L.B. I know you eatin' somethin'
ME? What you snackin' on??