| 1 | Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet |
| 2 | Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur |
| 3 | Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better |
| 4 | Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft? |
| 5 | Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again |
| 6 | Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us |
| 7 | File Under 'soft Core Seizures' |
| 8 | Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The |
| 9 | How To Become A Virgin |
| 10 | Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy |
| 11 | Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here |
| 12 | Live From The Russian Compound |
| 13 | Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes |
| 14 | Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed |
| 15 | Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? |
| 16 | Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears |
| 17 | Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form |
| 18 | Solar Panel Asses |
| 19 | Teenage Mustache |
| 20 | Wet Dream War Machine |
| 21 | Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? |
| 22 | Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch |
| 23 | Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear |