| 1 | Alas Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait… |
| 2 | Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby |
| 3 | Bring Your '65 Italian Carbine |
| 4 | Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of… |
| 5 | Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock… |
| 6 | Flash's Theme |
| 7 | Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not… |
| 8 | Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe |
| 9 | Master And Servant |
| 10 | Sever The Toes |
| 11 | Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia |
| 12 | Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source… |
| 13 | Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition |
| 14 | This Is Radio Surgery |
| 15 | Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With… |
| 16 | Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle |
| 17 | Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case |
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