Текст песни Lady Gaga Vs. Lord Gaga

Lady Gaga (gaga)
And Lord Gaga (gaga)
Lady Gaga (gaga)
And Lord Gaga (gaga)

LADY GAGA:
It's the future, and everything is wierd
Check out this guy, he's got a metal beard
I give good headache, I'll make you scream
Is this reality or just a feaver dream?
I like to jerk and twist, this is how I dance
It's cold in here, may I please put on some pants?

NO!

LORD GAGA:
Chick, freak, sister fierce
Work thos b****y gams
Those were just some words
That only gay men understand

LORD AND LADY:
Bla bla bla, hoo hoo hee
Everybody look at me
Random stuff, random stuff
Tell me have you had enough?

If I love you and you love me
Then baby how can we go wrong
This chorus doesn't ave anything to do
With the rest of the song

LORD GAGA:
Completely unrelated

LADY GAGA:
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LORD GAGA:
And I'm Lord Gaga (gaga)

LORD AND LADY:
Sametimes we like to sing like we are underwater

LORD:
You think you're wierd, girl, but I'm wierder than you
Let me tell of the wierd things that I like to do
Yesterday I went to church and made-out with a nun
GASP!
Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun
Ouch!

LADY:
That is pretty wierd but I think I got you beat
I like to wear bathing suits made out of raw meat

LORD:
I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed
I send out birthday cards to people who are dead

LADY:
I like to eat brillo pads tast how I got this voice

LORD:
Sometimes I like to cut myself but it's a fashion choice

LORD AND LADY:
If I love you and you love me
Then baby how can we go wrong?
We're totally making this s*** up as we go along

LORD:
I might've overdone it