Текст песни Penis Envy

I don't want children, I belch with gusto

I watch the cricket and I understand the off-side rule

When there's a toilet around

I just piss on the ground 'cause I can

So let's face up to the facts

I'd be happier if I were a man

Now don't misjudge me, I like to be she

But sometimes I feel something is missing

The tits are working out fine

Though the general shape would not be my pick

So I think I'll trade in the tubes

For an A-grade, highly-engineered prick

Penis envy, penis envy

Well, I know you people feel the same way as me

So with one hand on your heart

And the other 'round your part

You know you're never alone

When you're a bitch with a bone

Virginia Woolf espoused

One's underwear should house

A flesh extension of one's very own

So I'll enlist the surgeon's pen

For that curled-up little friend

With urethra down the middle

And pre-cum on the end

From cock receptacle

To side-show spectacle

A scintillating socialite with stick-on testicles

I'm glad of my womanhood

But it'd be nice if I could

Display a hard-on, crack a fat and show off stiffies and wood

Yes, it's the ultimate joy

To be a ready-made-for-fun lady-boy

Penis envy, penis envy

And no, it's not because that bastard ever left me

But I know he'll get in a tizz

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I'm tired of being alone

This bitch needs a bone

I'm still an onanist

With extra strain on wrist

No longer vulvic tabernacle

I'll be a foxy chick with tackle

I'll give girl power rants

With a bulge in my pants

Although my ceiling is still made of glass

But it'll all be worthwhile if I get to fuck a man in the arse

I'd introduce my ex

To unlubricated anal sex

And the flipside of cobraphilic sodomy

Then maybe we'd take it upstairs

See how his gag reflex fares

Against the recommended daily dose of Vitamin E

Don't call it bitterness

It's a legit request

To be a well-endowed girl in every lingerie respect

I'd never abuse my rod

For an illegal prod

But I will probe with every digit, gland or organ I've got

Wait...

That sounds pretty much the way I am right now

Without the complicated surgery or livestock hormonal injections three times a week

And you know, my clothes are tight enough without a bump in the front

I think I'll stay as I am

It took eleven years to break in this cunt

Penis envy, penis envy

Well, it's an overrated part of the anatomy

So come on, you don't need a graft

To get your hands on a shaft

There's plenty of fish in the sea

Although most of the fuckers aren't free

I guess it's back to the strap on for me

And my penis envy