Fil Tilen - Debela
Ovo je pjesma o mojoj bivšoj curi,
ljubav ? Ljubav je zajebana stvar,
ljubav je slijepa, ah stvar... Slusaj...
Kad sam je upozno nije bilo tako grozno,
činila se skupa, slatka, prava, glupa,
završili smo skupa u kineskom restoranu,
samo smo se gledali i žvakali hranu. To se zove ljubav tako mi je rekla
i gledala me tako vruće da me je opekla,
ona se zaljubila bez beda,
a ja sam samo htio da umočim frenda. Dani su prolazili falila je sve više,
nisam to razumio, ja sam se zaljubio,
jos od restorana prije tjedan dana,
prokleti kinezi i chungkunfu hrana. Parkići, klupice, šetnjice za rukice,
kavice i pusice i u autu fukice.
Tako ti to ide i onda završiš u vezi,
poslušan ko lesi, šuti ! Sjedi ! Lezi !
(Sjedi ! Ok ! Lezi ! Pa evo !
Donesi ! Idem ! I šuti ! E neču !) Živjeli smo skupa, trpio sam teror,
ljubav me omekšala, koda popio sam lennor
i dok moji piju pivo od tilena ni traga,
jer meni moja draga nije dala preko praga. Nisam više mogo, postalo je teško,
žmirio na lijepe žene ko' jebeni peško
i ako sam pogledo onda sam najebo,
do dučana utorkom, a sex samo petkom. G-g-grizao sam nokte i p-p-počeo mucat',
o-od stresa i straha p-ponoći buncat'
i nije bilo dobro sa mnom sve u redu,
ljubav počela je pucat', ja zagrlio sam medu. Taj dan sam vidio da je ljubav slijepa,
što sam je manje volio sve je manje bila lijepa,
ustvari, u pomoć, doživio sam prask,
njena guzica, sise i dlake su počeli rast. Ogromna je bila oko 150 kila,
pa je skočila na fila
i bilo mi je jasno
za mene je prekasno... Moja cura je debela,
ona ne voli ogledala,
krevet puca dok se na-na-na...
Ona sve nas bude pojela x2
(Jos jednom !) Sa debelom šniclom namamio sam dragu,
kad stala je na vagu, vaga je otišla k vragu.Fil Tilen - Debela - http://ru.motolyrics.com/fil-tilen/debela-lyrics-english-translation.html
E onda je popizdila pokazala mi je trik,
nije mogla dignut' nogu dobio sam low kick. Tu noć sam skuzio da kraj mene ne leži,
palim svjetla u kuhinji onda jede i reži.
Ja odma sam vidio da ovo nije šala,
i da moja slatka mala već odavno nije mala. Evo prošli mjesec ja i moj mjesec,
isli na kebača i desert ona plača,
pojela je 12 ogromnih kolača,
gledam i ne vjerujem kuja ne povrača. Jedan kebab drži, drugi jede, treći gleda
i jos maše rukom hoće preko reda.
U torbici qu pack mozda bude žedna,
jer gajbicu, dvije sa mamom pije preko tjedna. Kad se hoće sexat' mene boli glava,
okrenem se smjesta i pravim da spavam,
al' kuži ona fore i ne upali mi uvijek,
zadnji put me htjela dok je jela burek. Ovo nije seksi,
ona pogleda me i zazeli dobar teksi,
oblio me hladan znoj,
jer kotrljam se po sobi al jos sam na njoj... Moja cura je debela,
ona ne voli ogledala,
krevet puca dok se na-na-na...
Ona sve nas bude pojela. x2
(Jos jednom !) Kolaći, prožvaći,
igramo se sakrivača, lažem ne mogu je naći... Gledali smo Titanic, plakala je suze.
Zašto hladan ocean Leonarda uze ?
Kada je završilo je pala u bananu,
i u suzama je pojela sve jestivo u stanu. Rastegnute majice, pukle su joj tajice
i po sobi skače kad ne stane u hlače,
jednom mi je rekla i da tangice bi htjela,
al' nisam našo broj ni kod đure xxla. U vrijeme pms-a kaže da je željna mesa,
u birtiji se opijam jer se bojim seksa.
Umjesto buketa pola kile vratine,
kad dođem doma pijan da ne dobijem batine. Za rođendan je htjela kučnoga ljubimca,
imali smo zeca i više ga nemamo,
gdje je kud je nestao,
tak nekak... Moja cura je debela
Ona ne voli ogledala
Krevet puca dok se na-na-na...
Ona sve nas bude pojela x2
(Jos jednom !) Moja cura je debela !
Fil Tilen - A Fat Girl (Английский перевод)
This is a song about my ex-girlfriend,
love? Love is a complicated thing,
Love is blind, uh thing ...
Listen...
When I met her it wasn't so awful
She seemed expensive, cute, right, stupid
We ended up together at Chinese restoraunt
We just looked at each other and chewed food
It's called love so she told me
and stared at me so hot that she burned me
she fell in love without misery
but I just wanted to dip my buddy
The days were passing I missed her more
I didn't understand it, I fell in love
since the restaurant a week ago
damn Chinese and chungkunfu food
Parks, benches, strolls hand in hand
coffees, kisses and in the car sex
That is how it goes and then you end up in a relation
obedient as a Lesi, mum ! sit ! lie down !
We lived together I suffered terror
love made me soft like I drank lennor
and while my buddies drink beer from Tilen no trace
'cause my dear didn't let me through the doorstep
I couldn't stand it anymore, it has become difficult
I was looking blind on the beautiful women like a fucking faggot
and if I looked then I got fucked
to the store on Tuesdays and sex only on Fridays
I was b-b-bitting my nails and I s-s-stared to stutter
f-from the stress and fear at n-night rant
and it wasn't everything with me all right,
love started to collapse I huged the bear.
That day I saw that love is blind,
as I loved her less, she started to look less pretty
in fact, help !, I collapsed,
her ass, tits and hair began to grow.
She was huge, around 150 kilos,
so she jumped on Fil,
and it was clear to me,
that it's too late for me...
My girlfriend is fat,
she doesn't like mirrors,
the bed starts to snap while we na-na-na...
She will eat us all up.
(Once again !) x2
With a big piece of meat I lured my dear
when she stepped on a scale, the scale went to hell.
And then she got mad, she showed me a trick,Fil Tilen - Debela - http://ru.motolyrics.com/fil-tilen/debela-lyrics-english-translation.html
she couldn't raise her leg I got low kick.
That night I realized that she isn't lying next to me
I'm switching the lights on in the kitchen, she's eating and growling.
I saw straight away that this isn't a joke,
and that my cute little one isn't little anymore.
Last month me and my moon,
went to fast food, she's for it paying,
she ate 12 big muffins,
I was watching and I couldn't belive that the bitch wasn't vomiting.
One muffin she was holding, the 2nd she was eating, the 3rd she was watching,
and she was waving with her hand, she wanted to cross the line.
In her bag a crate of drinks, maybe she'll be thirsty,
'cause the crate or two she drinks with her mom on the weekends.
When she wants to have sex I have a headache,
I turn around and I pretend to sleep,
but she gets it and it doesn't always work,
last time she wanted me while she was eating burek.
This isn't hot,
she looks at me and she wishes me a good appetite,
I'm overspread with cold sweat,
'cause I roll around the room but I'm still on her.
My girlfriend is fat,
she doesn't like mirrors,
the bed starts to snap while we na-na-na...
She will eat us all up.
(Once again !) x2
Muffins, chew them,
we're playing hide n seek...I'm lying I can't find her...
We were watching Titanic, she was crying her tears,
why'd the cold ocean take Leonardo ?
When it finished she fell in coma
and in tears she ate everything eatable in the apartment
Stretched T-shirts, her tights cracked
and in the room she jumps around when her pants can't fit
one time she told me that she would like to have the thongs,
but I couldn't find the number not even at Đuro's XXL.
During the PMS she says that she's eager for meat,
in the pub I'm getting drunk 'cause I'm afraid of sex.
Instead of bouquets, a pound of pork neck,
when I get home that I don't get beaten up.
For brithday she wanted a pet,
we had a rabbit and now we don't,
where is he, where'd he disappear,
somehow like that...
My girlfriend is fat,
she doesn't like mirrors,
the bed starts to snap while we na-na-na...
She will eat us all up.
(Once again !) x2
My girlfriend is fat !