Текст песни Baby Dick

Yeah, Dirt Nasty mother fuckers.

Check this shit out, it's like this

Yo,

First of my dick is small

3 inches hard, two little balls

When the lights are out

I stick it, in her mouth

She said I don't smoke virgina slims

I wear a rubber if it fits (shit)

But they don't make condoms for baby dicks

Maybe its, time to buy the pump

But everytime I stick my dick in I cum (Uhhhh)

And my last girlfriend was a stipper

Bitch has beef curtains,

Like throwin a hot dog down a hallway

If you want it all day, don't call me (nope)

Butchu can call me itty bitty swizzle stick

Even Mini Me started laughin at my little dick

Please lord tell me if your listenin

I'm tired of havin stage fright in the mens urinal

UGH!

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Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick

He gotta baby dick...

What's worse my pops gotta purse

He a fag tranny, work as Circus Circus

And my Mom is bonin Tom

That dude from myspace dot com (shit)

And my little sis gotta bigger dick

Than me, dad and uncle rick (what)

Fuckin bitch, I wanna beat her down

But she 6 foot 3 200 pounds

Damn Grannie lost it (coo-coo)

When Grandpa came outta the closet

My balls itch from the crabs I got

I was sleepin with a crackhead hooker in watts (ugh)

My aunts doin 20 to life for rapin a nerd

Who work at good guys

So I think I'll fuck my cousin, in da mouth

Even though it smell like oragne ruffie (mm)

Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick

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Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick

He gotta baby dick...

Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick

Baby dick, baby baby baby dick

Baby dick, itty bitty baby dick

He gotta baby dick...