Текст песни The Longest Pee

"Hey man, let me in there first"

-"Go ahead man, take it easy"

"Thanks, I really gotta pee"

[Open door, close door]

[Unzip pants]

[Start pissin..........groaning....]

"Oh man"

[.....]

"Ohhh yeah"

[.....]

"Ahhhh"

[......Stop Briefly]

"Ahh"

[Start Pissing again..]

"Oh man"

[........]

"Oh man"

[...............]

"Oh Man"

[.......gets louder]

"OH MAN"

[..........and louder]

"OH MAN!!"

[............as loud as a hose]

"OH MAN!!! OH.."

[...........]

"Oh no!"

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"Oh Man!"

[...............slows down]

"ahhh"

[Stops]

"Ahhhhhh...There ya go"

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]

"Oh! OH MAN!"

[..............]

"OH MY GOD!"

[Banging on the Door]

[Pissing slows down to dribble]

"I'll be out in a minute!"

[....dribbling...]

"oh..oh my"

[Stops]

"oh...Oh thank God"

[Zips up pants]

[Pisses in pants]

"Awwww MAN!"

[People laughing]

-"Hey man, you pissed in your pants"

"I know"

-"So did I"

"I guess that makes us piss pals"

[Horrible annoying laughter]

[Rasberry]

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