| 1 | I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis |
| 2 | I Fucked Your Wife |
| 3 | Rancid Sucks |
| 4 | I Ate Your Horse |
| 5 | Chris Barnes Is A Pussy |
| 6 | Dead Beat Dads Are Cool |
| 7 | Dictators Are Cool |
| 8 | Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny |
| 9 | Hitler Was A Sensitive Man |
| 10 | I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert |
| 11 | Into The Oven |
| 12 | I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It |
| 13 | I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women |
| 14 | I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog |
| 15 | I Like Drugs And Child Abuse |
| 16 | I Lit Your Baby On Fire |
| 17 | I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died |
| 18 | I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway |
| 19 | Sweatshops Are Cool |
| 20 | Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck |
| 21 | You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag |
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